the dysFUNctional family blog

Mimi saw this and thought of you and knew you would want to have this valuable information. Bad ideas are not good and the teacher and yo...

Fun picture from Jimmy Ramsey. Kevin's oldest is a daughter, on the left back row. His oldest son is right by the groom, the twins ar...

inside of the announcement......

Yes, girls and boys, ladies and gentlemen, folks from far and near ........YES, this is The Kaptain a-working. He be sitting on Y.M.'s ...

I been thinkin all day after the early morning event I had the pleasure of participating in an I jes wanna git sum more opinions. 1) Wood I ...

Sue sent this lovely view of Melissa and her buddies dressed up for the 9th grade dance. Melissa is second from the right end. Modern costu...

Yo Mama: About 15 years ago you gave me a crepe maker, and I used it some. Now it has been re-enlisted after we visited a restaurant servin...

So I had a load of laundry--kids' clothes, mostly belonging to Magoo--in the washer and I move them to the dryer. Turn the dryer on. Go ...

My crow's feet are so deep that I figure I better jack up the heater, get me a remote with ginormous buttons, and start planning a diet ...

Rufus had a social studies project. He had to write an essay about a town of his own creation. It had to have a name, a natural resource, ...

Background, Part 1: Magoo's talking is getting better. It should be, because she talks constantly, as in giving Rufus a run for his mon...

Here we are - off to the long awaited Yucca celebration (aka hurray for the cactus). The Princess is one of the eight from whom the Yucca Q...

Magoo has a twin-sized bed. Last night, I crawled into it to read her a story: Fatty, plunking down on the bed: "You ready for your st...

Rufus at the bottom of "The Face," a steep but smooth black (expert) that has the ski chalet at the bottom of...this means you hav...

Rufus can now ski the greens (easy) like a pro and is getting more comfortable on the blues (intermediate). Boudreaux can now way out ski me...

Bumpus has a wonderful sister who lives in a gi-norm-us city, with tall buildings and cars (not just trucks) made after 1998. Aunt Woolah ...

Magoo is modeling her new fuzzy few-shuh cape, her golden handbag, and her Snow White plastic high heels, all xmas loot. What do two boys bu...

Where have the last four weeks gone? I guess I was in a Christmas Crack Coma. Or maybe I was washing dishes.

Fatty: "Where is the dog?" Magoo: "Outside!" F: "What is he doing?" M: "Eating his shit."

The Kaptain is now a Texas Ranger, or something. He really hit the bonanza this Christmas with flags, poles, candy, cookies, LaCocina sh...

Y.M. got a bread maker for Christmas, very fine one too, 'n The Kaptain was very excited when yesteddy, things wuz kinda calm round her...

even had the paddle still in it! Woe is Y.M. !!

Lucy sends word that she is not a duck nor a shicken and that she does not recognize the language this thing speaks and that she will not ...

Lucy is very excited over Christmas and CERTAIN that Santa will bring food, she says she is starving. Apparently she heard that a cat had s...

Mama answers with a picher, cause that's easier than 'splaining in words.

This scenario is about 2 blocks from Y.M. and The Kaptain and Lucy P. It is spec-taculer. The man has been doing this forever, each year...

makes me miss my electric train set, just wait til next year kids, Y.M. will be Deco-rated.

Can't tell from the photo, but the lights in the center tree and the one to the right go up a good 3 stories. He had bucket trucks that...

Who would have ever thought of using a Hibiscus tree for a Christmas tree. I guess just depends on where you live. This picture doesn't...

about 2-3 years ago he didn't do the decorations as they were doing a complete re-do on the house and drive AND building a separate st...

Nothing is left out .... more than you can image. I think maybe he makes some of the decoration but I also think he is probably lst in li...

This man leaves no stone unturned. I wish I had a camera good enough, wide angle lens enough, precise enough to really capture all this. ...