Friday, January 18, 2008

What the Exterminator Saw,
Or, How I Built My East Texus Reputation

Bumpus and I have a little game going. All them experts on the morning shows say that you should spice up yer marriage with some flirtin', and after 15 years of holy yellin' matrimony, spice is a good thing.

Someone gave Goozie these foam rubber letters that stick to the shower wall, so we take turns leaving each other messages. Bumpus took his shower this morning and left me something special. Thirty minutes later, the exterminator arrived. I had totally forgotten that he was coming. He is a very sweet, quiet, shy Christian man who hopefully is blind to how CDC-bad filthy my bathroom is...dust bunnies in all corners, soap goo all in the sinks, hair in all unnatural places.

When he emerged from that hazardous pit, he was looking rather sheepish. Do you think it was the ring in the toilet (sorry YM) or the shower door was standing wide open to broadcast Bumpus's invitation?

2 comments:

Cin said...

LOL! Damn! I wonder what he was thinking when he saw that one!!

yo mama said...

Yo Mama wood like 4 Bumpus to X-plane to her in details jes what this all meens, she B confused.

Standing by ..............