
1. I saw the package was from Yo Mama.
2. I opened it and found just this--no packaging, no instructions.
3. I opened the "thing" and saw that it needed four double-D batteries.
4. I inserted the batteries and closed the lid.
5. It started vibrating.
6. I thought, "yes, she knew just what I needed...but did she have to get extra large?"
Then Bumpus got home and got very concerned. He wanted to know where he fit into the plan with my new item. He had the presence of mind to look through the bubble wrap that had gingerly protected my new friend. He found the instructions...for my "Electronic Ground Rodent Repeller." I will report on its effectiveness soon.
Needless to say, Bumpus was a tad disappointed at first, but now he is looking forward to some results.
2 comments:
I'm sorry, but I am so overwhelmed by this stainless steel appliance that I can't even comment........
Yo Mama jes wanted to share the fun with her younger. Guaranteed to kill moles (in the yard, not on the bodies)
Yo Mama the Gift Giver
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