WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN?

Things I have to come back and report, because tonight I am too sleepy to type:

1. PETA is after me.

2. There's stool in my way.

3. I made an ass out of myself, again, in public. This time to the tune of "Brick House."

4. The garden is bananas...and worms.

5. RU may be wilder than I first assumed.

6. We have a politician in the family.

7. My underwear are persistently inside out.

8. Halloween: I got BIG PLANS.

9. Rufus is budgeting my money.

10. What's that smear on my glasses?

11. Pork ribs work damn fine in the slo-cooker.

12. HEEEEEEEEERE CRABBY CRABBY!