Thursday, August 02, 2007

Yo Mama Into New World Counseling

Whole New World Jes Open Up 4 Yo Mama
I has jes met new frient named Mort Fertile
who B sittin by day 'n nite jes awaiting 4
Yo Mama to peruse his listings of things thet
cud B a troubling My Personal Marriage 'n
I be busy 2-day and 2-morrow runnin my list
by him 'n specially a-hoping he got some good
books I kan Haiku.
His advertising sez FIX YOUR MARRIAGE 'n
it be
An Alternative To Counseling ... Get Free
Advise Immediately.
He keeping shop at:
MarriageMax.com
Hoping 2 C U There but he maybe real
bussie with Yo Mama 4 a bit.
P.S. Not sharin with The Kaptain yet

2 comments:

Fatty said...

For some reason, everything about this post scares me.

Fatty said...

Dear YM:

Thanks to you, we now have a "Marriagemax.com" ad in the upper-right part of our blog.