Wisdom of Rufus #806

Rufus to Fatty: "Who do we know that has cows?"

F: "Well, the Protectournamesbecauseweareinnocent family does."

R: "Do you think you could call them and ask them to let their cows out loose?"

F: "Well, that's dangerous for the cows and a lot of work to round them up, too."

R: "But they won't need to round them up."

F: "What are you talking about?"

R: "We need to let some cows out."

Fatty, who always takes the bait: "Why?"

R: "So we can party 'til the cows come home."