Just for good measure, I went to http://shadowcards.com/, which I am now relying on for valuable social and financial advice, and I asked: "Will I ever be able to make the perfect steaming greasy plate of enchiladas, with lots of cheese and onions and guacamole salad?" (Reference Robert Earl Keen, Jr's "The Front Porch Song," which I just quoteth.)
And as an answer, I got back the word "wisdom" and a picture of a road going into a forest. This most definitely means that I will proceed on my adventure into the forest of Mexican cuisine, full of dangers like heartburn and excessive gas, but that I will emerge full of smarts, a Chili Queen blessed with wisdom and a lifetime supply of Bean-O.
I'm not thinking this is a low-calorie adventure...but I will sacrifice myself for the cause.
HEY FATTY JR!: Fire up that margarita machine! When we come in August, I will have a grand cheese enchilada unveiling that will make me very thirsty!
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Yo Mama B havin fire shootin out her deaf ears cause these here obviously-not-Texas-friendly B thinking I B a blog terrorlady R sumthin. They been messing with my mind all afternoon over my password and HOW KAN I commune with my girls bout there stuff iffin I kaint get N-2 the loop!
Can U B-leave I got in? Now, down 2 busyness. What B this family meeting in August and why kaint I kum and belch and fart with the best of U. What B the deal? Has you got husbands leavin town R sumthin?
Yo Mama Gettin Desperite
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