Yo Mama saw the Gooz crawl up to the cat bowl and take a drink. No, I do not encourage this behavior, but like her Mama, this child LOVES the water and she loves her some kitties. These are good things, because she's going to have to take care of me when I am 107 and have 48 cats swirling around my house and spend every afternoon skinny dipping my saggy ass in one of those blue Wal-Mart East Texus pools in the front yard of the nursing home.
So we were putting up our current blue Wal-Mart East Texus pool, and she was being a big helper. When all that work made my girl thirsty, she just bent down and got herself a little sip-a-roo. Bacteria? E-coli? Snake skins? Dog vomit? No worries! Just a little immune system training.
Key difference between first-time Mamas and third-time Mamas: I just let her get in fully clothed, not wanting to bother with swim diapers and swim suits and all that crap.
"That's my philosophy: a hundred dollar shine and a three dollar pair of boots."
--John Winger (Bill Murray),Stripes
Honey, she's better take care of her Aunt CatCrap too because my fat saggy ass will be right in that their pool with yours and my 96 cats will be swirlin around with your 48 cats! Plus, when you are 107 I will be 116 so I am gonna need some SERIOUS takin care of!!!
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