Yo Mama Is Alone on The Blog

Yo Mama feels lik she B living a-lone on the moon or somethin lik that. Where B my blog girls ... surely B sumthin N ur life worth sharin with me and all the resta them public figgers that look at our blog junk. Send me some stuff to git me cheering up.

Kaptain ain't been a bundle of cheer lately, sorta dull and all Lucy P. Jones wanna do is eat.