"That's my philosophy: a hundred dollar shine and a three dollar pair of boots." --John Winger (Bill Murray),Stripes
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
You Want Fries or Apple Dippers with That?
Fatty: "It's 5:45, I am still at work, and I have to go by the (insert creative obscenities here) Wally Mort before I drive home. What are you going to feed the boys for dinner?"
Bumpus: "A peanut butter sandwich and a big can of whoop ass."
Yee Haw !!! East Texas at its finest.
ReplyDeleteThat's what Yo Mama thinks !