Sunday, September 24, 2006

Fatty Ponders #924

We love bacon. As a con-see-quince, our kitchen floor is sometimes a little greasy. So now here's my perponderance: Is bacon grease on the floor good for my dry, calloused feet? I don't see how it could hurt.

I've noticed lately that fancy Opree is obsessed with her dry, calloused heels...last week, she was rubbing hydrogenated oil (aka transfat) out of a big ol' beaker onto her palms and talking about putting it on her heels. Good lord, I'd slide right OUT of my flipper whoppers if my feet were that greasy!

So now I have something in common with Opree.

1 comment:

creeser said...

Do ya think that Opree ever jus sprays her cracked up feet with Pam?