Damn rag weed. The allergies in my house are awful right now. I wake up in the middle of the night sneezing. I sneeze while I'm on the phone. I sneeze at the top, quarters, and bottom of every hour. I sneeze in the shower. This could turn into a Dr. Seuss poem.
Question being Pondered:
If you sneeze (and I mean multiple times) in the shower, is it legal, ethical, and lady-like to farmer blow? Or are you supposed to stop the water, get out, dry off, and get a kleenex, which will, of course, fall apart in your slightly damp fingers as shampoo runs into your eyes?
Yo Mama? You got an opinion or should I send this to Miss Manners and get myself published in the newsy paper?
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Honey, I farmer blow EVERY morning while I am in the shower - all that warm water really opens up the sinuses and those them boogers just wash away down the drain. I also see it as my small contribution to the "Save the Tree" campaign. Also, I read in Miss Manners that during allergy season it is also A-Okay to flick them bothersome boogers any time you can manage to wrangle one of them suckers out of yer honker.
Another handy shower tip: On those days when yer hemmer-oids be flaring up, jes bend over real far and have a farmer style bid-ay.
Good luck and happy blowing.
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