Things Ain't Always What They Seem
Originally uploaded by Annie Kaint Work No Mo.
Yo Mama's EG does not contain choc as a sweet gift to Yo Mama. It got sum-thin better, not my percoset but N-sted it B peppermint schnapps. U think the Kaptain will wunder bout my sudden luv of eggs?
Yo Mama jes passin on the news of today
2 comments:
Mama,
Even though I live in the kuntry and all, I am still confused. How did you get schnapps inside an egg? Did you feed it to the chicken?
Your daughter with the watermelon belly.
Yo Mama first got a sewin needle and put lil holes n each end of that egg, then blowed out that yeller and white stuff. Then I got sum hot glue and plugged up 1 end, then infused the schnapps N 2 that egglet with an old drug needle. Ain't U proud of Yo Mama!
Kan I send U a dozen or so?
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