Yo Mama thinks she B losing her mind
Originally uploaded by Annie Kaint Work No Mo.
Las time Yo Mama checked it out, a word spelt n-o-o-d-l-e-s pertaint to sum stuff that mos folks eat in soup, often chicken. Now .... the kaptain said he wood eat sum noodle soup with chicky in it so I couldn't/woodn't git 2 enjoy it ALL BY MYSELF. So, I fixt the d--- stuff, even put sum chicky n it. So then he announced he NEVER eats soup with a sandwich. He wood have the soup first and then his hot grilled cheese sandwich. So we sits down to n-joy this epicurian delite and he seys, "what is this". Yo Mama tole him it b noodles soup with chicky n it. He seys theys NOT noodles. I thot I was a-hearin things. NOT NOODLES? I runned to the galley and did a quik read of the package and it sure did sey NOODLES. He seys they is WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. Why O why, I had the stupidity to ask. And he seys, "B-kause noodles is STRAIGHT and these things are CURLY. So they are NOT what you sed, NOODLES. We ate in silence and then I went bak down them stares and cooket that sandwich. Then I took sum advil and checket on my bar supply 4 the evening. Whew! Kan curly things b noodles? Taters kan b strate or curlie. Why kaint noodles? He seys he likes Lipton dried noodle soup cause them noodles are strate. Yo Mama is thinkin bout jes takin 2 my bed til the cuming hollerday is over.
Don't U think I shud? Then I kan git my foot fixed an have lotsa drugs to keep me happy 4 a while.
Might tell the PO that the curly ones don't hurt as much when you tell him to SHOVE THEM UP HIS..Merry Christmas!
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