BEAN BEANS THE MAGIC FRUIT
Ok everybody out there is cyber space - I'm a here to warn you that Sugar Free Jelly Belly Beans will make you fart worse than any other bean on this here planet!!!! The secret is....buy a little bag of these buggers (they got to be the sugar free ones) and eat the WHOLE DANG BAG! (Don't worry it is just two servings and the whole bag is only 160 calories). Then just sit back and let 'er rip!!! You'll be a scarin the pets and everybody who comes around you and soon you will be SITTIN AT A TABLE ALONE!!!! They are sure enough tasty and yummy and this will be a task that is easy to complete! I want anyone who reads this to try this little science experiment at their own house and report back here ASAP as to how fast the wallpaper fell off your walls and how many holes you blew through your big girl panties!
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