This Fat Ass Piece of Feline Fur is MY MAMA!!!
Now I now that there are those of you out there in cyberspace that are wondering what could have produce such a fine specimen of hairball such as myself. Accordingly, I thought that I would introduce you to the fine woman that birthed me from her very own backside. Say hello to Minnie, friend of a select few and mortal enemy to many, including unknown small children, other cats and dogs, and especially the postman and the Orkin man.....
Yo Mama had an email from Minnie this morning and she is MAD 'bout you talkin referin to her bottom, aft, backside. She say this is not sumthin she B wanting to share with Prissy Pants and Mostra.
ReplyDeleteSo Yo Mama is tellin it like it is.