I has been fired as Bahama Mama by them uppity people at Blog Trailer Park Headquarters. They jes kant unnerstand tht I be illiterate so had to change my name and sneak in the back door. Now I'm Yo Mama but my user name is Park Manager, guest I fooled em this time.
Better to blow bubbles out yer butt honey, thet way the less park folks see them an they kin all just sit and wonder Who Was It. Good thinkin, huh. Thets what I do, when I go shopping at the high - fellutin stores an I feel one comin out I jes go to a crowd of ladie shoppers and let 'er rip. They never kin tell who it is. Tri it and yule like it.
I has been fired as Bahama Mama by them uppity people at Blog Trailer Park Headquarters. They jes kant unnerstand tht I be illiterate so had to change my name and sneak in the back door. Now I'm Yo Mama but my user name is Park Manager, guest I fooled em this time.
ReplyDeleteBetter to blow bubbles out yer butt honey, thet way the
less park folks see them an they kin all just sit and wonder Who Was It. Good thinkin, huh. Thets what I do,
when I go shopping at the high - fellutin stores an I feel one comin out I jes go to a crowd of ladie shoppers and let 'er rip. They never kin tell who it is. Tri it and yule like it.
Good lord, woman! Is nothing sacred?
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