Fatty to Bumpus:
"Look at my loverly $7 Valentine's Day shirt. See the four hearts? That's you on the outside, holding it all together, then our three precious offspring, big and medium and little precious girly in the middle. My four loved ones. You are all what makes my heart go pitter patter."
Bumpus:
"That's nice. Can I touch your boobs?"
1 comment:
You know its bad when you get jacked upside the head that early in the morning on Valentines Day! LOL! That sounds like something my boyfriend would say!
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