Friday, April 06, 2007

Wisdom of Rufus #406

Rufus: "I want that new video game I just saw on TV."

Fatty: "You have no money."

R: "Oh, that's all about to change in a big way."

F: "Oh yea?"

R: "Yep, two days and the Bunny rides."

F: "The Easter Bunny brings money?"

R: "That's what I'm hopin'. Maybe five bucks."

F: "But that's still not enough for a video game."

R: "Still gotta plan."

F: "Oh yea?"

R: "I'm yankin' out some more teeth."

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