Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Wisdom of Rufus #213

Rufus to Fatty: "Did you know there's a country called TURKEY?!?"

Fatty to Rufus, thinking she will be clever: "I did. I wonder what they eat there?"

Rufus to Fatty: "Oh I know that."

Fatty to Rufus, taking the bait: "Well then? What do they eat?"

Rufus, the All Knowing: "English peas and Kentucky Fried Chicken."

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