Rufus: "Mom, I've got to come up with some words that start with the 'F' sound for school. Does the word 'phoenix' count?"
Fatty: "Well, I would say it counts because it starts with the 'F' sound but it is actually spelled with a 'PH.'"
Boudreaux, chiming in: "Like 'phantom' and 'pharmacy.'"
Rufus ponders for a moment.
R: "Mom, know what happens when a phoenix farts?"
F: "Not so much."
R: "FLAMES shoot out of it's booty! Get it? FLAMING PHOENIX FARTS! There are my three words for school!"
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GO JACKIE !! He is, no doubt, kin to cousin Hal Stevens who horrified his teacher, classmates and, as I recall, the local school board with his performance in blackboard spelling. He finished a work, for all to see, that began with the letters FU--. Maybe they, Hal and Jack, can discuss this at the birthday party. I have a gut feeling that Hannah is right along the same thought trends ..... wonderful but unpredictable. I love you ALL.
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even Nelson
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