Sick: I bought a package of Peanut Butter Oreo Double Stuff.
Sicker: I hid them so no one else in my house would find them.
Sickest: I contemplated eating the whole thing in one day, just so I could write a blog posting about it.
Mildly Redeeming: I ate them in three days instead.
(If you open a package of cookies at 11:59 PM on Monday and finish them at 12:01 AM on Wednesday, then you get to count it as three days!)
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