Friday, June 16, 2006

Thank You, Fox News

And now, a little break from all the Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice, to get back to the reality of La Familia del Fatty y Bumpus. As I was laboring in a let's-not-discuss-it kind of pain, Fox News spent 2 or 3 hours (it's all a blur) hyping up a huge event: they dropped four Mentos into a 2-liter bottle of Diet Coke and it immediately exploded in guy-zer like fashun. So of course, what do us E-TX hillbillies do to celebrate the homecoming of our daughter? We run to the 7-11, get the supplies, and set off some diet fireworks of our own. Yes, it really worked.

2 comments:

yo mama said...

what, pray tell, are mentos - yo
mama is off in the hinterland and
don't no nothin bout nothin.

But I am still Yo Mama

creeser said...

I am off to the store tomorrow to buy my own supplies - that looks like fun!!! Maybe the fifth graders would like to do it too!!