Worm Hole to Another Dimension

Binky Transporter
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About the Size of a Professional League Football

Bundle
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Damned Bonnet

Damned Bonnet
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Washer Woman

Washer Woman
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Typing one handed now. Scuse shorthand.
Report from last three days:

She woke up.
Hungry.
Like lumberjack.
Boobie fairy arrived.
Hungry.
Hungry.
Hungry.
Fussy.
Fussy.
into car seat.
Onto washer machine.
Sleep. Finally.
Binky 1: no good. No like. Spit out.
Binky 2: no good. No like. Spit out.
Binky 3: no good. No like. Spit out.
Binky 4: no good. No like. Spit out.
Call nusre. Advice.
First trip to germ-infested Target.
Binky 5: WORKS!
Angels sing.
Mom goes to sleep.

Night #5 much better.

Pictures from the Hospital

Some people have dancing queens, some have flappers:

http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=5B1G0S9T4L

Rufus and the Princess

Rufus and the Princess
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Rufus: Train 'em up early. Train 'em up right.

Even a two-day old can learn from a boy with a bright red Kool-Ade mustachio.

Thank You, Fox News

Thank You, Fox News
Originally uploaded by Fatty Will Rule the World!.

And now, a little break from all the Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice, to get back to the reality of La Familia del Fatty y Bumpus. As I was laboring in a let's-not-discuss-it kind of pain, Fox News spent 2 or 3 hours (it's all a blur) hyping up a huge event: they dropped four Mentos into a 2-liter bottle of Diet Coke and it immediately exploded in guy-zer like fashun. So of course, what do us E-TX hillbillies do to celebrate the homecoming of our daughter? We run to the 7-11, get the supplies, and set off some diet fireworks of our own. Yes, it really worked.

She's Awake!

ICU
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Actually, most of the time, she's asleep. She's a very peaceful little girl, now officially two days old. :)

Biggest Brother

Biggest Brother
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No, she's not crying. She was making faces. This was the first time that big brother got to hold little sister.

First of Many: Hannah & the Flapper Hat

First of Many: Hannah & the Flapper Hat
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Wisdom of Rufus #61

Aunt Choc did the fat lady (that's me) the favor of coming to visit for two nights. This gave me something to look forward to and something else to concentrate on rather than sitting around whining about the feet in my ribcage. While she and I were chatting one evening, Rufus announced, "I know who loves me more than I love her!" I answered, "That's right! It's me. I love you more than you can love me." We had been having an argument about who loved the other more for some weeks. Aunt Choc looked a little perplexed, at which point Rufus explained:

"Mom can love me more than I love her because right now, she has two hearts, two souls, and two brains."

"She does?" replied Aunt Choc, "How come?"

"Because Hannah is inside her belly. She has two hearts, two souls, and two brains. Oh yeah, and she has two LOVE BOXES."

We did not ask any further questions.