Monday, March 27, 2006

A Riddle

What's green, makes loud noises, swirls round and round, and makes Fatty very happy?

No, it's not a margarita machine. It's a vacuum, dammit.

This is my new Dyson, purchased at a very fine rate off of Overstock.com. When I checked out an extra 10% was taken off the price as well as free shipping, making the thing just about affordable. As my post above illustrates, this is probably the best household appliance I have ever done bought! Thank you President George W. Bush for that mighty fine tax return! Now please do something about the frickin' gas prices!

3 comments:

Pissy Britches said...

Oh hell..I love the color of it.
I have the purple and silver one.
My mother in law bought it at a vaccum store in Missouri..it was a floor model and she paid him 50 bucks for it and brought it home.
haha.
The best deal EVER.

Fatty said...

Too true ("The best deal EVER.")

Holy cow! I feel like a blogging celebrity just visited our site. Glad to have you drop by, Cousin Pissy!

yo mama said...

Sur proud 2 be no-in Cuz Prissy. Wish she be closer 'n I'd git her to cum over and run that purple job and see what my floors B hidin.

Fatty, git them floors nis 'n kleen b-4 my babie Hannah gits here. Got 2 have kleen floors 4 babie girls, specially my babie girl. What I B wunderin 2-day is sence Cat Crap dun ordered 1 them machines, meybe she be gonna git nuther babie 2. Think so? Guess I gotta go babie shoppin again.