Aren't You Relieved????
Originally uploaded by Annie Kaint Work No Mo.
I was innocently cleaning out the kitty butt box, while the young child watched a video about the solar system. Designed for three-to-five year olds it showed pictures of the planets and then put up the name of the planet on the screen and a disembodied voice said the word. For this child who entertained me on Friday by counting to 900 in increments of 30, it was a good 10-minute diversion.
Nothing is ever spoken from the mouth of Rufus. His normal level is loud yelling. Maybe this is what I get for living near a train track when he was born? Maybe this is just more evidence that he is the great-grandson of the HCS?
Five minutes of quiet so I could scoop the poop. That is all I had asked for.
Then the announcement came loudly from the living room.
"MAMA!"
"What?"
"GUESS WHAT?"
"What?"
"I SAW URANUS AND IT HAD A BIG RED RING AROUND IT!"
3 comments:
WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING CLEANING OUT THE KITTY BUTT BOX?????? I do NOT want my baby Hannah coming out with three heads or 20 toes or sumthin wierd like that!!!
Rubber gloves and a consultation with both my vet and my doctor. Since the cats don't ever come in contact with other animals and since I've been their butt box maiden for three years, there is almost zero risk, and the rubber gloves help even more (that virus is contracted by skin, not by air). I only clean it out when they start peeing on the laundry, and I wash both the gloves and my hands with anti-bacterial soap afterwards!
Don't worry about three heads or 20 toes...but you can pretty much count on burping and farting talent.
The last time Yo Mama saw Uranus
there were no red rings. Wunder
where them came frum?
Am in a state of non-funktion bout sumbody counting from 1-900 by 30 at a time. Makes my brain tireder than it wuz a few minites ago.
That's it frum Yo Mama 2-day.
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