the dysFUNctional family blog

Saturday, December 13, 2008

This One Will Go on the Other Side of the Bumper...

My New Bumper Sticker....

Think it would draw a little attention in ole' Sweetwater???

Friday, December 12, 2008

Look Carefully......then vote

Can you tell who is the imposter? You might ask the local family cat population who they think it is........ Y.M.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Ever hear the song....
"7 yrs. with the wrong woman
is more than a man can stand.
7 yrs. with the wrong woman
will drive most N E man mad.
7 yrs. with the wrong woman
tis only 1 thing you can do..
Dig yourself a hole, and crawl in the hole and pull the ground over you".
Hal don't like my song.
Went to St. Petes YC twice to celebrate the occasion, Hal had no jacket so they let him use this lovely well fittin one, maybe thought he B a good eater and might swell up to the size provided. Jacket was good and toasty warm with his sweater too. Got there name on that jacket so no big fat man could steal it, we didn't want it N E way, all ready got nuf jackets that don't fit but they B on the small size. Had a good time, even got to have a little toddy both nights to celebrate long marriage. We both re-upped for another year and Here We Come to Texas! Everybody smile and B happie.

Leading the parade at St. Petes.....

wuz this amazing band.
Went down to the street
cause I heard the LOUD
roar of a band...parade
wuz startin. Were at
least 500 - meybe 750 of these folks playing all age appropriate music. I wanna B one too!
Sweetwater TX here comes YM.
Whole thing worth a trip to St. Petes!

Y.M.'s great regret.............

I never learned to play
nuthing and never got
to march in a band,
playing REAL march
music. Suppose it is
2 late? Meybe I could learn sumthin and we could do a marching town band in Sweetwater TX. YM would promise to be there for all them practices, mite even lose a little hip fat. Whadda U think? Not about the fat, about the marching band. Can't read music but can swing to the rhythm.

Time of their lives, it wuz...

Reliving the past

and already lookin
forward to next
year. Wunder if
they perform N E
other time.....
worth a trip to St.
Pete's just to see
this amazing show.

What a show !!!

It is enough to make
Y.M. wanna take up
and instrument and
Hal too! Hope you
enjoyed and were
N-spired by the show.
Y.M.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Vacation 2008 (edited)

Recommended by
Chamber of Comm.
of St. Petersburg.
Said it wuz a swell
place. Said it wuz
only place sides the
Hilton (which wuz
booked) within
"walkin distance of
boat show". Look on
left side of hotel ... a
brand new Hampton
Inn. The manager is
Sakim Bakrac. Should
have been a clue.
Ponce De Leon had
new windows, nuthin
else wuz new. not even
the dust, sheet wuz
former drop cloth w/paint on it. No top sheet, no pad
under sheet, just a comforter (small) on top, no bed-
spread. Hal LOVED it (don't like top sheets), coffee pot
don't work. Hotel was within my walking distance, not
his. :-)))) A vacation to remember.

Cerviche bar and restaurant

interesting
group of ex-
pressionless
folks acting
like n-joying
they selves
and not bored
beyond bored.

Colorful spot, were were in 616, end of it all

just can't rightly
recall such an
imaginative piece
of decorating.....
no rhyme nor
reason to any of
it.

heat rises from bar downstairs, arrives at FEVER

As you proceed down
the hallway, art available
at a price is proudly dis-
played. This one can be
yours for only $2000. I
guess the fever is dripping
something, maybe sweat?
Perhaps this is where
Dick In A Box originated?

Purple mouse sitting on black snake on rainy day

would be a lovely
addition to the room
of Miss Princess.
low bargain @ $800
and it IS an original.

A real bargain

For only $1800 US dollars you can have

this lovely for your home. it is one of a

kind.........but content unknown, call

Sylvia Stevens for more info.

from Jack & Hank's Secret Santa

When one stepped off
the elevator at the lovely
hotel and entered the
hallway, this was the 1st
thing one saw. Maybe 1
of these on Decherd St.
Outside would be helpful?
Hal says it is a water
dispenser, NOT what I
think it is. Votes pls.
Y.M.

Yo Mama Don't Much Care.........

...........what them fancy
lay-dees in this very
class conscious so-fist-
i-kated naborhood 'n
town do B thinkin.
Following my well
deservet foot workover
following days and
days of B-N on my feet
selling boats in the
sun, I got 'em fixed &
then went to the new
Publix all bejewled.
Y.M. is O.K. ok?