the dysFUNctional family blog

Stand By 4 More

Yo Mama not about threw publishing,
now I got the hang of it. Got lotsa more
to wow you with. Specially them folks
in western part of the state.

Mimi misses her littlest family a bunch. Sure did have a good time, we got lotsa things done .... like DQ, puzzles and puzzles, Game of Life, even went Island Hopping. Made it to the Dollar Store, ate in the Happy Place where they have A-1 Mexican Food, got a fancy new hair-do. Even went to a mighty important athletic even in the city where Dear-Old-Dad was a big star. Kisses to all of you. Yo Mama

Where is Nelson ?

Mitey fine family photo but fergot to n-clude Nelson, the heart and soul of the outfit. What wood life B with no Nelson .......... jes can't imagine it. Mimi didn't even git a pic of Nelson this trip. Musta been outside in that dog run, I guest.

Mimi's side of the story

Mimi does NOT like the Game of Life. Jes lookit the banker smiling over all his money. Mimi did not like her career choices and sure nuf did not like them little blue cars with seating for 8 - mama, papa and 6 kids. WAY TOO MANY KIDS and n-e-way them kids wouldn't stay in there car seats, kept jumping out. And SUMBODY wanted the mama to sit on the back row with them rowdy kids and let the oldest boy sit up front with Dad-the-Driver. Whew! I'll take on a 100 piece puzzle n-e-day B-4 that Life Game. What a mess !

Sumthin not to do

Did ya ever wunder what you B lookin like if you put a whole grape
popsicle in your mouth at once? Go John Go !!

Meercat on duty

Got us a meercat on duty, watchin for Hannah and danger. Jes never no when sumthin x-citing mite crop up. Speaking of things like meercats, how com my college dictionary, Thorndike Barnhard advanced Dictionary, second edition, ain't got lots words we now all love and no. Like it never herd of a merecat. Guess the world was simpler back in the dark ages. Yo Mama wuz there.

Boy in back catching flies in his mouth

Jes looky past that handsome man a-watchin t.v. and get a load of the kid in the back catching flies with hissin mouth open wide like an al-e-gator. Suppose he be feeding sum flies to them snails N that fancy quarium givin 'em strength to make babies?

Anywhere U.S.A.

Take me out to the ball game, take me out to the park, git me a chare 'n a grassy spot, won't care if I ever come bak (or not). Root, root, root for ole number 7, ever game is simply heaven. Just ask Mimi, she been going to games for 64 or more years now .......... used to think I lived in a ball park.