Stand By 4 More

Yo Mama not about threw publishing,
now I got the hang of it. Got lotsa more
to wow you with. Specially them folks
in western part of the state.

Mimi Luvs Her Kids

Mimi misses her littlest family a bunch. Sure did have a good time, we got lotsa things done .... like DQ, puzzles and puzzles, Game of Life, even went Island Hopping. Made it to the Dollar Store, ate in the Happy Place where they have A-1 Mexican Food, got a fancy new hair-do. Even went to a mighty important athletic even in the city where Dear-Old-Dad was a big star. Kisses to all of you. Yo Mama

Where is Nelson ?

Mitey fine family photo but fergot to n-clude Nelson, the heart and soul of the outfit. What wood life B with no Nelson .......... jes can't imagine it. Mimi didn't even git a pic of Nelson this trip. Musta been outside in that dog run, I guest.

Mimi's side of the story

Mimi does NOT like the Game of Life. Jes lookit the banker smiling over all his money. Mimi did not like her career choices and sure nuf did not like them little blue cars with seating for 8 - mama, papa and 6 kids. WAY TOO MANY KIDS and n-e-way them kids wouldn't stay in there car seats, kept jumping out. And SUMBODY wanted the mama to sit on the back row with them rowdy kids and let the oldest boy sit up front with Dad-the-Driver. Whew! I'll take on a 100 piece puzzle n-e-day B-4 that Life Game. What a mess !

Sumthin not to do

Did ya ever wunder what you B lookin like if you put a whole grape
popsicle in your mouth at once? Go John Go !!

Meercat on duty

Got us a meercat on duty, watchin for Hannah and danger. Jes never no when sumthin x-citing mite crop up. Speaking of things like meercats, how com my college dictionary, Thorndike Barnhard advanced Dictionary, second edition, ain't got lots words we now all love and no. Like it never herd of a merecat. Guess the world was simpler back in the dark ages. Yo Mama wuz there.

Boy in back catching flies in his mouth

Jes looky past that handsome man a-watchin t.v. and get a load of the kid in the back catching flies with hissin mouth open wide like an al-e-gator. Suppose he be feeding sum flies to them snails N that fancy quarium givin 'em strength to make babies?

Anywhere U.S.A.

Take me out to the ball game, take me out to the park, git me a chare 'n a grassy spot, won't care if I ever come bak (or not). Root, root, root for ole number 7, ever game is simply heaven. Just ask Mimi, she been going to games for 64 or more years now .......... used to think I lived in a ball park.

Oh Dear, What Can the Matter Be/

Yo Mama got the answer - nuthin wrong cept the poor little thing is a middle child jes like his Mimi and he jes kaint win 4 losing. I shore do no how that feels. Had that smart older bro and little soul sister ................. Mimi unnerstands.

Git that boy a crystal ball

Looks to Yo Mama like him having sum sort of fit or meybe gitting ready to give a reading or be a Modern Day Nostradumbus or sumthin. Meybe he jes the king of making funny faces.

What wrong with that lady behind?

Lookin like she set upon a grape popsicle.
.............. or sumthin. Any idears?

Sun Weren't Even Up Yet on Thet Memorable Day

No more loyal
followers than
us 2 women, 2
boyes, 1 babie
1 dog. We were
on our whey no
matter fog, rain,
sleet nor snow.

Gonna join up race in 2008

Hannah sez it don't
look 2 hard .. gonna
start practicin today
and run with her
Daddie and swim
and bike too. Plans
to win it all.

Style Show Time

This kum-petitor is
a he-entrant. See
thet number on his
arm? Suppose he
gonna swim with
shoes, waterbottle
and hat too?

Wuz a Stile Show

M-portant to be in
proper outfit to be
there 4 to support
your honey.

How Come Jack Always Gotta Open Mouth?

It was a festivitie, 4 sure.
These boyes eatin one of
there mornin meals. Cept
that one on the left looks
like he jes yawning R meybe
makin a funnie face.

Mite B a Skool of Aggies

First thing U gotta do is
swim, swim, swim. Not
hard to no what di-rec-
shun kause there be others
2 guide you. Wunder which
one of the 272 is John?

Tour de Aggieland

Look here! Jes like them
folks over there in France.
Helmet and all, that John,
he nose how to do.

Winners Never Quit

I mean to tell U, when sereus
athletes git goin, there ain't no
stoppin 'em. Jes lookit our John
- he B skinny after trainin 4 the
big rase and it DID pay off!

A Tri-Ath-elon Hero

An here he is ! A wynner 4 sure. Jes lookit
that metal round his nek. Smilin Son is
mitey proud of his daddee ......... Yo Mama
is 2.

Yo Mama's Cathouse Girls

Goozie Update: The Grand Finale

Just a sampling of what has been going on in our house...

Wisdom of Rufus #524

On Thursday, Princess Fusslebutt Goozie Magoo started running a high fever, topping out at 104.9. Needless to say, we went to the doctor...all four of us: me, Goozie, Rufus, and Boudreaux. As the doctor was explaining the blood tests and chest x-rays that she was about to take of my 11-month old, lethargic, hottie-for-all-the-wrong-reasons girlchild, Rufus and Boudreaux sat in the corner playing their Gameboys.

Rufus to Boudreaux: "I'm experiencing short term memory loss."

(Conversation between R & B continues...)

Doctor to Fatty: "Did he just say 'short term memory loss'?"

F to D: "Yes, he did."

D to F: "How old is he?"

F: "Six."

Doctor to Rufus: "Do you and your brother play together a lot?"

Rufus to Doctor: "Yes, except when I get grossed out by his putrid breath."

Doctor to Fatty: "You've got quite a child there."

(Yes, we got past the major fever and are on the mend from the subsequent snot attack.)

Goozie Update, Part 5

5badhair, originally uploaded by Fatty Will Rule the World!.

My very most favoritest bad hair day picture EVER.

Goozie Update, Part 4

I Call Yer Duece and Up You a Spencer, originally uploaded by Fatty Will Rule the World!.

Check out the stogie packin' peachy butt. Rufus is giving her lessons in Texas Hold Em.

Goozie Update, Part 3

MMMMMMMmmmm Nutella., originally uploaded by Fatty Will Rule the World!.

Pie hole stuffed full of graham cracker topped with Nutella. She loved it so much that she stuffed a bunch up her nose to save for later.

Goozie Update, Part 2

5drawer, originally uploaded by Fatty Will Rule the World!.

Her be a very good help in the kitchen.

Goozie Update, Part 1

5oreo, originally uploaded by Fatty Will Rule the World!.

Showing me the leftovers of her first oreo cookie. She also screamed, "DAMN THAT WAS GOOD! WHAT THAT DOUBLE STUFF?" in her own special language.

Run, Bumpus, Run!

5triath, originally uploaded by Fatty Will Rule the World!.

While some of us are sitting on our ever-expanding asses eating a boat load of Lemon Ice Box Pie ice cream, others are training for and completing sprint triathlons. I can't even SPELL "triathlon" without help, much less actually participate in one. Trying to be a helpful, supporting, and enthusiastic wife, I went to the organizers and offered to drive the beer cart...but THEY DIDN'T HAVE A BEER CART? Hello? What the hell kind of out door activity doesn't have a beer cart?!? Bumpus done good. I gained some of the 20 pounds he lost...

Teaching Yo Mama about Life

5mimi-life, originally uploaded by Fatty Will Rule the World!.

Someone got to learn all kinds of valuable lessons when she came to visit the land of Boudreaux and Rufus.

The Turtleshank Redemption, Attempt #1

5escape, originally uploaded by Fatty Will Rule the World!.

After being overrun by thousands of baby snails, the harbinger of death tries to squeeze his body out of a hole in the top of the tank lid.

Caviar Anyone?

Pink Thing, originally uploaded by Fatty Will Rule the World!.

Ah, the mysteries of biology. We woke up one morning to find this little phallic masterpiece in the tank with the Ninja Turtle of Death.