Sunday, January 29, 2006

Wantin ur recmends what should be dun


very fine valuable coaster ditty
Originally uploaded by Annie Kaint Work No Mo.

The Kaptain have 2 these lil valuable dittys, guess sum-one speshal don did em 4 him b-4 I showed up. N E way, they be nittin yarn on plastic grate stuff and he thinks they B lookin dirty and need washin. Now, gotta no, he already done find sum scissors and got rid all the strings hanging off em and even cut off one corner. Gotta no that when they B cleaned and washed all tidy they mite jes come apart and then Yo Mama wood have no choice but to

THROW THEM AWAY.

Got N E idears 4 Yo Mama tonite?

Friday, January 27, 2006

Best served with melted butter


Chocolate with Chocolate Chips
Originally uploaded by Annie Kaint Work No Mo.

YUM YUM YUM, COME AND GIT IT!! The new sensation is what the Kaptain done find at the local Publix Bakery, Choc Muffins with Choc Chips. Aunt Choc wood love jes lookin at 'em in person.
Yo Mama got up on The Foot this a.m. N jes slatherd them (2) with butter and the Kaptain done licked his chops, thout he had gone to heaven.

Sur is nise when the Kaptain is happy

Diets and Nutrition are Everything


The Kaptain went shopping again
Originally uploaded by Annie Kaint Work No Mo.

Here B sum very very valuable N-4-mation that I no U wanna C. Seems that it is very nutritious to B eatin muffins first thing N the mornin cause it gives U fiber in UR diet. And furthermore, if 1 nutritious muffin is good 4 U, then 2 of them babies is even better.

Yo Mama sez GOOD GOIN KAPTAIN

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Lucy related to Buda, no likes washing off


Where is Aunt Choc when I need her?
Originally uploaded by Annie Kaint Work No Mo.

Lucy dun wondered what B-came of her friend Aunt Choc who let her have her way all the time. Sure did wish 4 her when Yo Mama desided to wash the doggie. The doggie did NOT want 2 git in the sink, sez all the familee cats wood unnerstand how she feels. But she gotta bath N E way and now B quite happy to be smellin better. Even got a cookie 4 her nise behavering.

Yo Mama is proud of the cookie girl.

Dun got me 1/2 new pair shoes & sum good pills


When Cat Crap arrived Yo Mama was flyin hi
Originally uploaded by Annie Kaint Work No Mo.

When Cat Crap arrived at the scene of the New Foot she dun finded her mama N mitey fine cundition. Weren't no pain N E where and had a new shoe too. Yo Mama kept flying 4 a cupel of days. Made it all wurth it 2 get a new foot and Cat Crap too. Had 30 them pills, am hidin and hoardin bout 25 them things 2 save 4 when be emergency. Lik nex time the Kapain starts assertin his-self. U know?

Yo Mama is ready 4 lotsa emergencies.

Martha Stewart may try to steal Cat Crap from us


Cat Crap didn't miss a thing in the test kitchen
Originally uploaded by Annie Kaint Work No Mo.

Jes don no what we will do when the great Martha calls 4 Cat Crap. Here U C her testing my new trayler spagheti cooker, ever mindful of proper doings and nutrition, food culor and ten-der pastas. Cat Crap wants 2 B sur her Mama and the Kaptin will B eatin rite.

PTL for our family nutrition X-pert.

Never had better food service in my life


Cat Crap dun fed us well
Originally uploaded by Annie Kaint Work No Mo.

That Cat Crap, she nose how 2 feed the hungry - jes lookit what she be fixin 4 Yo Mama, you kan see that Lucy lookin it all over cause she eats only the finest but this was 4 Yo Mama only and U kan even see the carmex awaitin 4 me to finish. God Bless C-C.

Yo Mama has not lost any lbs over all this event.

The Big Iguana got nastie


She helpt 2 D-fend the home from monsters
Originally uploaded by Annie Kaint Work No Mo.

Never saw that per-tic-u-ler iguana get so nastie B-4. Always it wood jes jump on in that river 2 git away from man and beast lucy, but when Cat Crap wuz here that nastie thing jes held its spot and swellt all up. Sum folks I here tell eat them things, say they tastes like chicken. Maybe thats why lucy-the-pig wants to catch 1 so bad.

Yo Mama duz not want to catch or eat.

Cat Crap came and she went


She went off and left Yo Mama !
Originally uploaded by Annie Kaint Work No Mo.

We wuz a-doin so good, me and Cat Crap and the Kaptain and Miss Lucy, queen of the house, next thing Yo Mama nose, Cat Crap pack up her stuff and took off. Thought she wuz having fun, Poor Mama, left to fend for herself and keep on runnin the nursin home.

Thats how Yo Mama feels bout it all.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Trying Again:
Hands, Feet, and a Space


Something to share...

Top picture: A leg with a foot with five little toes.

Middle picture: Looking down the changing table...

Bottom: A belly, an arm, a hand, and five little fingers waving.

These were taken last Monday, the 9th. She weighed about 1/2 a pound, the doctor said. Eighteen weeks down, twenty-two weeks to go.